15 Ways Homeschooling Is Like Living in a Fraternity House

[ 1 ]
Someone is always complaining about being hungry.


[ 2 ]
People always want to plan some weird party. (“Hey, let’s have a Minecraft-My Little Pony-toga party. It will be epic!”)


[ 3 ]
There are always random piles of laundry that no one wants to claim.


[ 4 ]
Pants are optional.


[ 5 ]
Someone’s always making a crazy face in pictures.


[ 6 ]
Usually, a long stretch of peace and quiet is a bad sign.


[ 7 ]
You occasionally lie to your parents about what’s going on at your house.


[ 8 ]
Someone’s always obsessed with a particular song.


[ 9 ]
You sometimes worry that your neighbors might call the police.


[ 10 ]
Approximately one-third of the items in your house at any given time have been repaired by duct tape or super glue.


[ 11 ]
People are always bumping into things.


[ 12 ]
Somebody’s always wearing a hat.


[ 13 ]
People build crazy machines. They often work.


[ 14 ]
You wish you knew more synonyms for “shenanigans.”


[ 15 ]
Telling someone what grade you’re in is a complicated process.